I'm not sure what this fine specimen of humanity was trying to accomplish here, but it looks like he did it.

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Well, maybe he was really trying to kick the ceiling. In which case, this was a massive success.

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Smoking is obviously what killed him here, not the "jumping off a bridge into icy water" bit.

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I'm pretty sure my grandma could have stayed in the ring longer than that. It does help that she's dead and kinda hard to KO, though.

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My gym teacher in high school kept trying to get me to do this stunt, and I wisely refused.

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Maybe now that he's knocked some of his teeth out, he'll be lighter and able to lift more? I really don't know how that works.

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There's a reason truckers have to get special licenses. Maybe people with oversized camping trailers should get them too?

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It takes special skills to shoot yourself in the hand... that's holding your gun. Now someone get this moron back on the short bus.

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Polka-dot pants? Seriously? You deserve to get your ass beat for that.

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What happens when a nerd and an opera singer have a lovechild? This.

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This brought tears of joy to my eyes.

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Congratulations, you're too stupid to throw a grenade in a pond.

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When adventuring inside tornadoes, watch out for cows. No, seriously, there's a cow.

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He needs to spend some more time in a power-training montage. Or working on his wax on/wax off routine.

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I don't think they were really fighting, so much as he was trying to break away from the gravitational pull of her binary star system.

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How can anyone afford to use gasoline to light their fire these days? I've resorted to rubbing sticks together.

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I've always said that if everybody else jumped off a bridge, they probably have a good reason for it so I'd go ahead and do it too.

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Why wait for the pool ball prank to go off when you can just punch your friend in the junk?

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I think all the PETA hippies should jump in the pen with the bull and let the sweet, lovable animals come up and nuzzle them.

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That's one flaming disaster, all right.

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