Or, how not to neatly organize cans.

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Bubba loves his burritos.

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Why is this not an Olympic event?

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Cowabunga, dude?

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She literally never saw that one coming.

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Criminals just don't taste good without assault and pepper.

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Crazy old man believes aliens are talking through him.

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There's a reason watersports are played on water, dumbass.

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Ladies, shouldn't you be resolving your differences in a pool of chocolate pudding?

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I'm glad someone re-wrote this dialogue.

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They obviously never had their car.

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I'd say that plane crash was not a small thing.

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Those Canadians are weird.

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Having your head used as a basketball on a concrete court has to suck.

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A rich dude's penis compensator is a cool dude's playground.

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A trashy mom beats her daughter outside of the family trailer until drunk dad comes along and smashes a bottle over her head. And these people get to vote.

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Computer viruses are a bitch.

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Giant inflatable landing pads: ruining suicide splats since 1976.

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This dog is secretly a pussy, and that mouse has balls of steel.

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What kind of loser do you have to be to get your jollies from teasing a bum?

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