Being a tranny probably didn't help him out much here.

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Leave it to Japan to make demolition neat and efficient and take all the exploding fun out of it.

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It's probably better to just get the casing in you instead of what it was originally holding.

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Apparently this knife has a CO2 cartridge in it that releases when you stab it into something, making it explode and freezing stuff the gas contacts. I can finally get a +3 Frost Burst dagger now!

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Next time I invite someone over to my house, I'm totally gonna glue their shoes to the floor.

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A team of identical twins confuses the hell out of some people on a train.

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Wait, I thought all Mexicans wore silly wrestling costumes to fights?

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Most cabs I've seen in bad areas have a shield between the front and the back. Maybe he should look into that?

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Never try to rob a dude in a pink shirt. You gotta know he's pissed and just looking to hurt somebody.

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I'm not sure what this fine specimen of humanity was trying to accomplish here, but it looks like he did it.

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Well, maybe he was really trying to kick the ceiling. In which case, this was a massive success.

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Smoking is obviously what killed him here, not the "jumping off a bridge into icy water" bit.

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I'm pretty sure my grandma could have stayed in the ring longer than that. It does help that she's dead and kinda hard to KO, though.

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My gym teacher in high school kept trying to get me to do this stunt, and I wisely refused.

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Maybe now that he's knocked some of his teeth out, he'll be lighter and able to lift more? I really don't know how that works.

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There's a reason truckers have to get special licenses. Maybe people with oversized camping trailers should get them too?

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It takes special skills to shoot yourself in the hand... that's holding your gun. Now someone get this moron back on the short bus.

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Polka-dot pants? Seriously? You deserve to get your ass beat for that.

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What happens when a nerd and an opera singer have a lovechild? This.

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This brought tears of joy to my eyes.

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