This is why you wear harnesses. Or better yet, don't climb sheer cliffs.

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Why take your rustbucket to the junk yard when there are attack helicopters about?

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A summer rock concert becomes an all-out chair-slamming brawl.

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Seriously, what the hell are tigers doing attacking people in Missouri?

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Two skanky women got at it.

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That would be one hell of a hot way to come out of an alcohol-induced coma.

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I don't think anyone flops around on the track like that unless they're very, very dead.

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How embarrassing would it be to be the guy who gets taken out by a dude on a pogo stick.

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Pilot loses control and smashes his WWII plane into the ground.

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This is why I don't have sleepovers anymore.

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A hive of ants builds a nest in some dude's printer.

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You don't even need to get out of your car to get a beatdown from this crazy broad.

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I like it when dinner tenderizes itself.

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Remind me to install anti-aircraft guns on my deck.

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This is sort of like when my cat meows at me for closing the door in his face, except it's a freakin elephant that can pop you like a berry.

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Dude, it's a tank. How the hell do you get a tank stuck on anything?

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If you're going to wipe out and embarrass yourself, you might as well do it on the biggest ramp there is.

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It's a good thing she tried with horses before moving on to crocodiles.

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At least he was wearing a helmet, otherwise his brain would be smeared all over the pavement.

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I think the Joker is closer than he believed.

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