Yeah, you aren't going to the Olympics anytime soon.

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That phone must be who snitched on him and got him sent to prison.

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Go ahead and hit them, it' s not like you could do any more brain damage.

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This is like every stereotype about Ireland wrapped up in one video.

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Would you like a donut with your venison milkshake?

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Breakdancing is not an approved fighting style.

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Don't be greedy, share the love.

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Probably fighting over who ate the last microwave corndog.

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He sucks so bad he manages to get knocked out despite trying to run away and jump out of the ring.

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Any animal that brings you beer is worth having to feed it and clean up after it.

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It's all fun and games until you get fattie splattered all over your nice concrete floor.

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Don't wear white shirts in black shirt territory.

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She just thinks its an ice cream van. It really sells crack and fake IDs for illegals.

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They need to build a monument to the setting-up of this monument now...

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That's nothing compared to the beating with rods he's going to get in Turkish prison.

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What the hell do you think is going to happen when you paint some guy's Mercedes?

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Well at least they got it into the water, just not in one piece.

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Remind me not to be a war reporter unless they give me a tank to do my reporting from.

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No Fourth Amendment rights for you. Not yours.

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My jar of dirt is cooler than your jar of dirt.

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