Thankfully the other drivers invested their money in good brakes instead of ricing out their car.

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I'm starting to think that all exercise balls are secretly terrorists.

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Brakes. You're doing them wrong.

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I guess they ran out of $5 footlongs?

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Meanwhile, Africa starves.

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Professional rioters have gas masks.

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No homecoming pussy for you, unless you take the fat girl nobody likes.

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There's a reason skating isn't a team sport.

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A bouncer lays a dude out and flees the scene.

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See, this is why you need to go FASTER next time!

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God bless rednecks! How boring would our lives be without them?

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It's pretty hard for tossing chunks of mystery meat around to ever go right.

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I admire his can-do spirit, but he's still retarded.

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Note to self: don't get smited by a huge-ass asteroid.

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Some people's idea of fun is getting drunk and getting laid. Other people recreate the intro to the Ghost Busters cartoon.

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The simplicity of this kid's failure at life makes this an epic video.

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In the cops' defense she was a fat flower girl, and seriously, who wants that?

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You don't know the power of the Dark Side of the triangle...

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I love how he almost just leaves his gun laying there.

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Hmmm, the wind is blowing hard enough to knock a person over. I know, let's go fly a kite!

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