Broken ribs just aren't fun for anyone.

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Never, ever trust your friends.

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He was doing okay until he decided to try and get off his bike in the middle of the stairs.

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That should cure your children of the notion that kangaroos are cute and cuddly.

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See? Fat people are good for something!

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A taser makes for a hell of an alarm clock.

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Don't go around chatrooms calling people n00bs if they're sitting at the terminal right next to you.

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The world would definitely be a better place had these two gotten run over.

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If the name of the sport was "how many times can you roll your car?", this guy might be on to something.

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Well if he wanted to get flat abs, he's definitely on the right track.

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I don't think she understands the concept of cell phones just yet.

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You know that asshole who goes around trying to pay for everything in pennies? Yeah, don't be that guy.

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I'm not sure you're understanding the gesture I'm making, how about I show you one more time?

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This video pretty much screams for the "everybody was kung-fu fighting" song.

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Maybe a month of hospital food will help her lose some weight?

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Being a bike cop who can't ride a bike is kind of a problem.

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Can you get any more redneck than this?

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I find your shaggy wool... disturbing...

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Definitely not the Dark Knight... Lame Knight might be more like it.

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Basketball would actually be an interesting sport if everyone wore Wolverine claws and the ball had spikes in it.

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