Can you get any more redneck than this?

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I find your shaggy wool... disturbing...

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Definitely not the Dark Knight... Lame Knight might be more like it.

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Basketball would actually be an interesting sport if everyone wore Wolverine claws and the ball had spikes in it.

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You know, stuff like this doesn't happen on stationary bikes...

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This is why the only bike I race is in Mario Kart.

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This just in: radiation and toxic chemicals fuck shit up.

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This is what he gets for running out of those ice cream sandwiches that look like Mickey Mouse.

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Oh yeah? Well I have a world record for speed air Guitar Hero...

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Wait, she hit someone in the face with a glass bottle. According to the movies, that should knock them out or something, right?

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Hope he wasn't planning on getting any from the Guitar Hero groupies tonight.

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A dying pig manages to take out an unwary hunter as it rolls down the hill.

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Hope everyone wanted their meat well-done.

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Time to hang up your Air Jordans and go back to chess club.

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No babies for you. Not that any girl would touch your junk unless you paid her.

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A dude passes out after chugging a glass of Wild Turkey.

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Some dude gets brutally laid out after the bar closes.

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I don't know what brought this about, but the guy's kind of an ass for doing it.

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We could call this a rimjob gone wrong. There's a lovely mental image for you.

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Hey, it's Independence Day, right? He was just celebrating his freedom!

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